i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
You know what makes me cry.
When Jensen, who’s normally reserved and shy and Misha, who’s playful and flirty switch personalities when in the presence of each other.
Jensen ends up turning into this outrageous flirt with his sexy movements and playful facial expressions and Misha turns into this bashful little cutie that can barely make eye contact and ends up smiling at the ground.
Yeah that. It makes me cry a lot.
GOD DAMMIT. THEY’RE SO FUCKING GROSS
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian